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Huzzah! 6/14/2020 I did my first ever ECC relief shift as a veterinarian. Man was it scary! I have some ideas going forward, like maybe...

There is a creepy shack taking up much of the dirt space in our backyard. Technically, the landlord uses it to store old appliances and...

In addition to all the fruits and murder shack in the backyard, we inherited roses! A lot of them. Makes me worry there are bodies in the...

Just some itty bitties in the sun room. Two bantam sweet corns flanked by Tiny Tim tomatoes in various states of tiny.

The Puya Alpestris, or Sapphire Tower, has itty bitty seeds. According to the internet, these guys are in the bromeliad family with such...

A few days ago I engaged on a journey to soak my way to victory. First on the list, the Sapphire Tower seeds. It is crazy difficult for...

These are the lil' kernel things that, had the flower not been KO'd by the wind, would have become the crimson fruit of the pomegranate.

D:< EW you nasty flower, you. Ugh it was hard to cut through this flower, I don't know what I was expecting but this thing was creepy and...

We have a tiny pomegranate in the back of the house where the wind whips fierce and often. Sadly, it has started losing buds. We have an...

I finally decided to start the Texas Mountain Laurel; first step, scarification. I took a knife to the seeds to get through the thicc af...

Day 4 (planted Day 0) and the corn is off to the races! This dude popped up so swift it popped the lid on the Burpee, what a champ. These...

I'll give little FAQs about each one later, but these are the varieties I got from Etsy and stuff we had around the house: Golden Bantam...

This is a Burpee self-watering 72 cell seed starting system. Do you see all the little brown circles? Those are dehydrated pucks of...

I officially fell down the gardening rabbit hole. I was getting tired of roaming my house looking for things that I can grow so I finally...

This pretentious garlic is named Vecna the Arch-Lich, taken from D&D. Why, you ask? Cause when I was scrounging for food in the kitchen I...

The tomatoes are having a grand ol' time. Their stems are THICC. I tried poking them about, seeing if they were strong, and one slapped...

Mid-transfer of the tomato plants from their weird coconut coir growth media. At least I think its coir... Whatever it is is super...

This pizza box had been sitting around, empty, so I repurposed it to catch any dirt while I transplanted some things on the dining room...

The seeds that started it all! I bought these dumb little cups from Target months ago. While patrolling my house trying not to eat more...

I'm a New Yorker, and so are my folks. I say that partly to throw shade at the surrounding Californians, but mainly to introduce you to...