My cat is cute but also a jerk

So Fiona does this thing like most cats where she will charge you, chattering like she wants to have a deep convo about current events, then slow blink at you and leave. She sometimes screams at me when I'm trying to arrange the sun room cause she wants to see where I am. Not come into the room of course, she hates me, but she wants to keep tabs on me. I think if I were a cat, I'd probably be like that too, who am I kidding?